10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."