10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die