10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!