10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...