10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Those eggs smell delicious!