10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die