10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.