10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!