10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm