10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers