10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.