10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi