10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers