10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.