10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- It's Free To Fold...
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.