10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.