10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright