10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."