10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez