10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez