10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --