10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)