10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"