10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.