10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."