10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---