10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.