10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for loners.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.