10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.