10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak