10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."