10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.