10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek