10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier