10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)