10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph