10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "No river, no fish."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword