10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.