10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.