10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A