10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is for loners.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it