10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers