10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "No river, no fish."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth