10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.