10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event