10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson