10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.