10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."