10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow