10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Welcome to kicker school
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier